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[心情墙] 超简短的5个英文笑话!

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Yvonne 发表于 2015-9-11 11:28:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

   



超简短的5个英文笑话!


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  1.
  Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
  老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。
  One boy throws his bag out the window.
  一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
  Teacher: who just threw that?!
  老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
  Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
  男孩:我!我现在要回家了。


  2.
  What dog can jump higher than a building?
  什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
  Anydog, buildings can't jump!
  任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。


  3.
  What has a head, a tail, and no body?
  什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?
  A coin!
  硬币。


  4.
  What has one eye but cannot see?
  什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?
  A needle.
  针。


  5.
  Wife: "How would you describe me?"
  妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?
  Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
  丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.
  Wife: "What does that mean?"
  妻子:那是什么意思?
  Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
  丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
  Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
  妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
  Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
  丈夫:开个玩笑!

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